Pick-Up Stix was a skinny girl
called her that cuz of her laigs
Jenny the Finger could make you
come by crooking one in the strangest places
Bingo Belle sounded like this:
B-B-B-B eyyyye nnnnnnmm gee ohhhhhh
The TuTu Twins were retards in leotards
but the pas de deux wasn't hard to do
Candy Godiva had her chocolate act
you could melt in her mouth, not in her hand
Linda Lotion had a locomotion on the bar
spin and twist and turn, then order one more
Lollipop did her schoolgirl act, plaid and pleats
and white knee socks, she was pushing forty
Chastity Cash had a g-string like a bank
always stuffed with twenties, she took credit cards
Sarah Swallow appeared as a bird, then she plucked her feathers
begging for the worm like a fledgling nest of tongues
Dancing on the Bar
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