I wish I had heard this song about ten years ago.
Lyrics :
Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat
Would you like to grab my thighs?
Yes, I have got nice tits
They are the perfect grab me size
I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing
I've been saving myself my whole life
For some slimeball like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you and your mom
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been given
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, Yeah
I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on
If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue
I was just thinking that it'd really make my day
If he offered me a place to stay with pay
I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing
I've been saving myself my whole life
for some sketcher like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you on the front lawn
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've be given
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, Yeah
I was just thinking that it'd be really cool
If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool
That way he could have nothing left to say
And have his way with me all day
I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing
I've been saving myself my whole life
For some motherfucker like you to come along
I am so desperate
I am writing you this song
And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I've been given
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, Yeah
