Reindeer woes

[hillrider]

Seems there has been some developments at the North pole this year. After investigating this is what I have been able to find out. Remember to keep this quiet we don't want the little ones to know yet...

Dasher had to be let go for drinking on the job
Dancer's still on Broadway, the leading role - “Les' Miserables”

Prancer's finally out the closet, that's him there in the pink
and Vixen well you guessed it, blind as hell, never blinks

Comet no one's heard from and Mrs. Claus is sorta scared
he left to chase his girlfriend when stupid, Cupid dared

Donner's still the stalwart, always there to lead the show
poor Blitzen just went crazy when he confused cocaine and snow

Besides it's nearly 2012 and reindeer sleds are antiquated
Santa's going green this year and everything has been updated

He's nibbling less cookies and watching his cholesterol
Oops, I forgot Rudolf, his shiny nose has been recalled...

[mnaz]

heh..

and my sis told me yesterday that santa's reindeer would all have to be female, since they keep their antlers into the winter (and the males don't). i said, "well, not with mythic reindeer.."

[justwalt]

I see an awfully strange pattern going on here... the animals are going bananas.

I mean, sue's got lost birds, saw's worm died from alchol poisioning and now this.
2012 is here!!!

[Doreen Peri]

LOL!!.... this is great! Witty and fun!

Welcome to the Studio, hillrider! I just loved this! Looking forward to reading more of your writings!