A R Ammon does haiku?

[stilltrucking]

"Their Sex Life
One failure on
Top of another"

it almost looks like one. But probably not. It is just looks so symetrical.
three lines
of three words

and 3,4,5 syllables

[joel]

man on his back
column raised supports her
sexy corinthian capital

[stilltrucking]

on his back
all four paws in the air
because she smiled

no blush on the Rose
"You'd just as soon be fucking a doorknob"
it came to me as you came..."

Variation

On his back
With all four paws in the air
Earthmen are easy

No presence just meat
"Flesh and blood needs flesh and blood"
Polyester brides