How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

perezoso · Post by **perezoso** » November 11th, 2004, 1:02 am

His hand caught on fire.

perezoso · Post by **perezoso** » November 11th, 2004, 1:05 am

How do ya fit 4 litkicks poets on a barstool......

smear it with pachouli oil

and then turn it upside down

perezoso · Post by **perezoso** » November 11th, 2004, 1:08 am

How did the Priest get the Nun pregnant?

Dressed her like an altar boy.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » November 11th, 2004, 1:20 am

They're having a Michael Jackson Sale at Walmart this week.

Boys pants half off.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » November 11th, 2004, 1:21 am

If Michael Jackson gets one more child molestation charge, he'll be invited into the priesthood.

Post by **Doreen Peri** » November 12th, 2004, 12:17 am

What's large, gray, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.