First thing you see on the outskirts,
barrels of toxic waste, where can we bury it?
Barrels stacked one, two high, dot the west like yucca.
Bury it in the desert, in its own radioactive spite.
Hold a geiger counter to Bill O'Reilly's head.
FOX is but a minor malfunction in postmodern thud,
though a notable early poison of the plasma screen era.
Hold a geiger counter to his head; see if you explode.
Die FOX News, Die!
...bored Scorcese pome no. 92,
Worship gangsters.
We got bigger fish to fry, like more gangsters.
They got more parking this time, that's all.
They got the keys to the hall, that's all.
Trust no one, trust no speech,
the gangster creed after all, that's all.
Trust no one except onscreen,
where money goes.
Worship gangsters.
We got bigger fish to fry, like more gangsters.
They got more parking this time, that's all.
They got the keys to the hall, that's all.
Trust no one, trust no speech,
the gangster creed after all, that's all.
Trust no one except onscreen,
where money goes.
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constantine
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Thanks, Dino...
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen of the Joint Committee.
Please extinguish your joints and take your seats.
**Rim Shot**
The House Un-American Activities Committee is now in session.
Hilda, do you have the minutes from the last session?
Well, it was October, 1953…
I think the file cabinets were melted into a Titan missile or something.
What about the minutes?
I think Carter burned them to heat the Oval Office,
maybe 1977… all part of his Commie conservation thing.
Ohhh, I do so love our sessions!
Well as most of you know, the H.U.A.C…. HUAC!
God I love that! So close to Al Pacino in ‘Scent of a Woman’…. HUAC!
I should take a flamethrower to this place!….
**Rim Shot**
Anyway, as most of you know, we’re back. God, it’s been awhile.
We reconvene to inspect the doings of nefarious elements among us
threatening truth, justice and the American way. Up, up and away!
It’s living large, I tell ya. One shake of the gavel and you’re toast, Comrade!
**Laughter**
Ok settle down; this isn’t 1953 anymore.
We are assembled here today to inspect some high crimes, mister.
**Mumbling, Shuffling**
Uh, can’t we just hide a little while longer?
I mean I gotta get reelected next year, and in this economy?
The teaching posts and corporate waste and think tanks are drying up.
And you can’t believe how many rednecks still e-mail me.
Can’t we just grill a few potheads and call it a day?
No no, the memo was sent down from the O-man himself.
Hmm, yes…. Some complaint here by the “progressives”.
Yes yes, I know. The Commies don’t call themselves Commies anymore.
Good news though. Keep your pants on about reelection and all that.
It’s not about Cheney and that other guy in the flight suit.
It’s just some damn thing about FOX News Channel.
Something about promoting needless pro-life war, death and bankruptcy.
Damn potheads. Where’s my gavel?
**Laughter**
Okay, let’s discuss. Is O’Reilly here yet?
He’s got a War Against Christmas seminar.
Session adjourned! I’ll send the minutes to O.
Anyone got some pork to tack on?
See you all here next Thursday.
Whack!
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen of the Joint Committee.
Please extinguish your joints and take your seats.
**Rim Shot**
The House Un-American Activities Committee is now in session.
Hilda, do you have the minutes from the last session?
Well, it was October, 1953…
I think the file cabinets were melted into a Titan missile or something.
What about the minutes?
I think Carter burned them to heat the Oval Office,
maybe 1977… all part of his Commie conservation thing.
Ohhh, I do so love our sessions!
Well as most of you know, the H.U.A.C…. HUAC!
God I love that! So close to Al Pacino in ‘Scent of a Woman’…. HUAC!
I should take a flamethrower to this place!….
**Rim Shot**
Anyway, as most of you know, we’re back. God, it’s been awhile.
We reconvene to inspect the doings of nefarious elements among us
threatening truth, justice and the American way. Up, up and away!
It’s living large, I tell ya. One shake of the gavel and you’re toast, Comrade!
**Laughter**
Ok settle down; this isn’t 1953 anymore.
We are assembled here today to inspect some high crimes, mister.
**Mumbling, Shuffling**
Uh, can’t we just hide a little while longer?
I mean I gotta get reelected next year, and in this economy?
The teaching posts and corporate waste and think tanks are drying up.
And you can’t believe how many rednecks still e-mail me.
Can’t we just grill a few potheads and call it a day?
No no, the memo was sent down from the O-man himself.
Hmm, yes…. Some complaint here by the “progressives”.
Yes yes, I know. The Commies don’t call themselves Commies anymore.
Good news though. Keep your pants on about reelection and all that.
It’s not about Cheney and that other guy in the flight suit.
It’s just some damn thing about FOX News Channel.
Something about promoting needless pro-life war, death and bankruptcy.
Damn potheads. Where’s my gavel?
**Laughter**
Okay, let’s discuss. Is O’Reilly here yet?
He’s got a War Against Christmas seminar.
Session adjourned! I’ll send the minutes to O.
Anyone got some pork to tack on?
See you all here next Thursday.
Whack!
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barrels of toxic waste, where can we bury it?
well, it might be difficult to deal with specific fear and vague far-left lunacy at the same time, who knows?
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we have here CNN in spanish that talks like a mix of Utilísmima TV and Fashion Network and TN (without T) mostly plenty of sports and armageddon-like news. It´s somehow previsible, though.
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And lately I´ve been more astonished and at the same time bored listening to talk to specific people in my (let´s call it) influence circle. I guess I have to meditate about it...!
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(bravo for the TV rant , Nazz. Gracias!
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well, it might be difficult to deal with specific fear and vague far-left lunacy at the same time, who knows?
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***we have here CNN in spanish that talks like a mix of Utilísmima TV and Fashion Network and TN (without T) mostly plenty of sports and armageddon-like news. It´s somehow previsible, though.
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***And lately I´ve been more astonished and at the same time bored listening to talk to specific people in my (let´s call it) influence circle. I guess I have to meditate about it...!
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***(bravo for the TV rant , Nazz. Gracias!
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still.trucking
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This reminded of the O'Reilly interview with Richard Dawkins. O'Reilly's speech on "subjective truth" stayed with me. Dawkins was, I think, simply "struck dumb" at that point. While Dawkins is no lover of "postmodern" thinking, it is hard to deal with people who don't seem to understand the point that they themselves are trying to make.FOX is but a minor malfunction in postmodern thud,
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