I'd drink in the afternoon.
I'd become a lush and bar-superstar
and soon I'd turn into a loon!
I'd dance on the tables
and pick-up the men
and bring a few back to my crib.
If I had money to go to a bar,
I'd get up on stage and ad-lib!
I'd make up some poetry
straight from my heart
and blast it out loud from the mic.
The bouncers would try to kick me out
but I'd put up a helluva fight!
And then they'd be calling the local police
to drag me away to to the slammer.
I'd awake behind bars, be released with no car,
while my head pounded like a sledgehammer!
But boy, I'd have fun and when I was done
i'd go to the bar tomorrow.
If I had money to go to a bar, I would
but I don't....
got some cash I can borrow?
