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The
Poet's Eye--Jesus, He Was a Handsome Man
04-04-05
The
Poet' Eye--Hotel California
03-31-05
The
Poet's Eye--The Nazz
03-28-05
The
Poet's Eye--Extraordinary Measures
03-22-05
The
Poet's Eye--No News is Good News
03-18-05
The
Poet's Eye--Peanuts, Crackerjacks and Steroids
03-15-05
The
Poet's Eye--Bankrupt
03-11-05
The
Poet's Eye--Living In Sin
03-08-05
The
Poet's Eye--Nine Pins
03-04-05
The
Poet's Eye--High Mass
03-01-05
The
Poet's Eye--Funeral Oration for Hunter Thompson
02-24-05
The
Poet's Eye--May the Farce Be With You
02-21-05
The
Poet's Eye--Beat It
02-17-05
The
Poet's Eye--Deja Vu All Over Again
02-14-05
The
Poet's Eye--Going Too Far
02-10-05
The
Poet's Eye--Super Bowl
02-06-05
The
Poet's Eye--State of the Onion
02-04-05
The
Poet's Eye--'Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky
02-01-05
The
Poet's Eye--Dope Is Dope
01-28-05
The
Poet's Eye--McDemocracy
01-24-05
The
Poet's Eye--Wonderland
01-20-05
The
Poet's Eye--Spaced Out
01-17-05
The
Poet's Eye--Holy Water
01-14-05
The
Poet's Eye--Save Your Money
01-10-05
The
Poet's Eye--Locks Are for the Honest
01-06-05
The
Poet's Eye--Fearless Predictions--2005
01-03-05
The
Poet's Eye--Hell and High Water
12-29-04
The
Poet's Eye--Osama bin Humbug
12-20-04
The
Poet's Eye--Rate of Exchange
12-16-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Right Questions
12-13-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Straight Dope
12-09-04
The
Poet's Eye--Urine Trouble
12-06-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Supreme Court On Pot
12-02-04
The
Poet's Eye--Wetback Angels
11-29-04
The
Poet's Eye--Mother Of God on a Bun
11-25-04
The
Poet's Eye--Not A Pretty Picture
11-22-04
The
Poet's Eye--Nigah, Pleeeza
11-18-04
The
Poet's Eye--Energy or Ingenuity?
11-15-04
The
Poet's Eye--Out of the Mouths of Babes
11-11-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Wizard of Oz
11-08-04
The
Poet's Eye--Election Blues
11-05-04
The
Poet's Eye--October Surprise
10-30-04
The
Poet's Eye--Vote for Mad Dog
10-27-04
The
Poet's Eye--Repetition Is the Key to Magic
10-21-04
The
Poet's Eye--Al Who?
10-18-04
The
Poet's Eye--Martha, My Dear
10-15-04
The
Poet's Eye--Leggo My Server
10-14-04
The
Poet's Eye--Mud Wrestling
10-13-04
The
Poet's Eye--Shadow Boxing
09-30-04
The
Poet's Eye--Academy Awards
09-27-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Big Issues
09-23-04
The
Poet's Eye--Catastrophic Success
09-20-04
The
Poet's Eye--Vote Oprah
09-16-04
The
Poet's Eye--Fiddler on the Roof
09-13-04
The
Poet's Eye--Assume the Position
09-09-04
The
Poet's Eye--Nightmare In Russia
09-06-04
A
Poet's Eye View of the
Republican National Convention
09-03-04
The
Poet's Eye--Lies, Damn Lies and Lie Detectors
08-30-04
The
Poet's Eye--Terms of Service
08-26-04
The
Poet's Eye--Queensbury Rules
08-23-04
The
Poet's Eye-- Jury Duty
08-19-04
The
Poet's Eye--Lament for Hercules
08-16-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Lariat, Laughter
08-12-04
The
Poet's Eye--Natural Selection
08-08-04
The
Poet's Eye--Paranoia Strikes Deep
08-05-04
The
Poet's Eye--Oh, Democracy!
08-02-04
The
Poet's Eye--The Pelican
07-25-04
The
Poet's Eye--Different Drumbs
07-22-04
The
Poet's Eye--Are You Experienced?
07-19-04
The
Poet's Eye--Not To Reason Why
07-15-04
The
Poet's Eye--Beware! Beware!
07-12-04
The
Poet's Eye--Bad Math
07-08-04
The
Poet's Eye--Independence Day
07-05-04
The
Poet's Eye--Mock Sovereignty
07-01-04
The
Poet's Eye--Celebritocracy
06-28-04
The
Poet's Eye--Natural Disaster
06-24-04
The
Poet's Eye--Fond Memories
06-21-04
The
Poet's Eye--Buffalo Bill's Defunct
06-07-04
The
Poet's Eye--Gullable's Travels
06-03-04
The
Poet's Eye--Poetry Slammer
05-31-04
The
Poet's Eye--Fear Factor
05-27-04
The
Poet's Eye--No Clothesl
05-24-04
The
Poet's Eye--Reality TV
05-20-04
The
Poet's Eye--Rummy and Coca-Cola
05-17-04
The
Poet's Eye--Let's Don't Lose Our Heads Over This
05-13-04
The
Poet's Eye--Bad Apples
05-10-04
05-05-04
The Poet's Eye--The Lizard's Tail
05-02-04
The Poet's Eye-Ugly Business
04-29-04
The
Poet's Eye--Religious War and The Great Satan
04-26-04
The Poet's Eye--Levitra, Viagra, Cialis
and Limited Sovereignty
04-22-04
The Poet's Eye--American Idol
04-19-04
The Poet's Eye--Declare Love
04-15-04
The Poet's Eye--Tie On Fire
04-12-04
The Poet's Eye--Polly Want A Cracker?
04-07-04
The Poet's Eye--War Anonymous Inc.
04-05-04
The Poet's Eye--Cup Runneth Over
04-01-04
The Poet's Eye--The Gap
03-29-04
The Poet's Eye--American Bandstand
03-26-04
The
Poet's Eye--Fiddler on the Roof
03-22-04
The Poet's Eye--Lies, Damned Lies and
Sushi
03-17-04
The Poet's Eye--The Rain In Spain
03-12-04
The
Poet's Eye--Dirty Airwaves
03-09-04
The Poet's Eye--Martha Bites the Big One
03-05-04
The Poet's Eye--Extra! Howard Stern Talks
Dirty
03-03-04
The Poet's Eye--Gun Control
I
hate guns. I wish I could throw them all in the sea.
02-29-04
The Poet's Eye--Police State
The United States is a police state but it is not an evil place.
02-27-04
What's Gay About Marriage?
I don't understand all this hubub about gay marriage.
02-22-04
We Deserve Bush for President
Arnold and Ralph
02-20-04
The Poet's Eye--Empire Stretched
America has reached a point in its imperial progress where even
our vast resources are being stretched thin.
02-16-04
The
Poet's Eye--Speak in Secret Alphabets
This is a time when the average man is buried to his nostrils in baloney
02-12-04
The
Poet's Eye--Hot Tits!
I have hesitated to comment on Janet Jacksons tittie.
02-07-04
The Psychology of Terror
The purpose of terrorism is to terrorize.--Lenin
(01-31-04)
Busted
Don't forget the throw down bag
(01-01-04)
January
New Year reflection
(12-16-03)
The Madness of King George
Diane Sawyer's interview with Bush
(12-12-03)
Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead
It's always good to see a tyrant fall.